Tax Efficiency Explorer T-Shirts

Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Taxation, meet Representation."

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.

You may go free, to worry about tax and the economy like the rest of us.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

Monster under the bed.

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

Retrofitting Tax Loopholes Since 1968.

"Feng Shwoops!"

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

"If you have to ask what a loophole is, you probably can't afford it."

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'