Tax Efficiency Explorer Mugs

Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'

"This pesky decimal point seems to give you quite a bit of trouble."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'You think he overheard my last lecture on tax code revision?'

"Taxation, meet Representation."

"Yes, we're a letterbox company. How can I help you?"

If you know that you would benefit from a 15 minute nap during the day, do your best to take one.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'I'm very sorry, sir. Even for stressed out bankers, whiskey and gin aren't tax-deductible expenses.'

You may go free, to worry about tax and the economy like the rest of us.

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

The Meaning of Life/Tax Avoidance Advice.

Monster under the bed.

"He's not our founder. He just found us the most tax loopholes."

"At last, a country that welcomes poor refugees like me..."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"It's hard to deal with because it keeps mutating... not the virus... tax law!"

The Accountant Husband

'...and then you smile and say...all together now...'that's not deductible.'.'

'...I also do some work for the tax department.'

After income tax, pension and national insurance I end up owing £450.

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

"If you have to ask what a loophole is, you probably can't afford it."

Retrofitting Tax Loopholes Since 1968.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty to tax evasion by reason of math phobia.'

'Before I send in my taxes,I want to know if I'm going to be audited.'