Tax Efficiency Gifts

"Is there some way we can monetise our non-profit status?"

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

Time Is Money

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Maybe clean out your wallet

Inout baskets.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"It's a new target to target a time to reduce targets so that we'll be less target driven!"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

"I'm so efficient I can screw up two assignments in the time it takes most people to screw up just one."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

'We've cut and pasted your list into 84 arbitrary sub-lists. Well, our work here is done.'

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"Do you think we should look again at who we invite to these meetings?"

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"Has anyone else noticed that the efficiency experts seem a little robotic?"

Indecision and Outrage Trays

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

"Procurement and their stakeholder journey down the procurement pathway... Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"