Tax Dodger T-Shirts

'Please make out the receipt to 'workers' protective clothing'.'

'I cry all the way to my tax haven.'

'The tax office was closed, so I bought some new clubs instead.'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'It's simply not good enough that I don't pay any taxes. Find a way for the government to pay me.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

The Fast Lane.

Flat tax - equal burden?

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

Panama Papers Scandal

"I realize how helpless and needy they are, but I'm afraid you still can't claim a human as a dependent."

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax...' '..Not having to pay it.'

Money laundering.

"Found meat is income."