Council Tax Dodger T-Shirts

'Dunpayingcouciltax'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

The Fast Lane.

Flat tax - equal burden?

Is Driving Doomed?

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

"My accountant is brilliant - he has just had a loophole names after him!"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

I've found a loophole in your loophole

"For this job, we require someone with excellent multi-taxing skills."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

IRS agent to professor scrutinizing tax return under microscope: 'Still looking for that tax loophole, professor?'

'Life, liberty & the pursuit of tax shelters.'

"If that income is personal, why do I have to tell you about it"?

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

Panama Papers Scandal

'Sorry, you must have the wrong person, I don't pay income tax.'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

'I've invested my heart and soul in this company. I need a receipt for tax purposes.'

I.R.S. - Attention Investors! Remember to 'Buy low, sell high' so we can collect capital gains tax!

'By proposing a merger instead of marriage, we can deduct this meal as a business expense.'

Money laundering.

'Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax...' '..Not having to pay it.'

'These continuous tax increases will be the death of us.'

'She didn't marry him for his looks or personality - she needed his debts for a tax write-off!'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

"Nice try, Mr. Willis, but it won't make any difference."