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"Burger King bought a Canadian donut chain and relocated its headquarters to Canada to skip U.S. taxes."

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'One advantage of having so many dependents is that I don't have to worry about income taxes.'

Yes, they are all dependants."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'How about a windfall tax on baked beans?'

"I just asked to see his tax returns. It was supposed to be funny."

'I've figured out a way to lower your income tax...give you less income.'

'Tax inspector: In. Out. Suicide notes.'

IRS, 'You filed your tax return two days late -- Why do you hate America?'

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"

Ever sensitive about its image, the IRS tries a more service-oriented approach.

'He's testing my Hippocratic Oath. He wors for the IRS.'

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

"Actually we're one of the few businesses that enjoy VAT visits."

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"Are you V.A.T. registered..?"

'The IRS is wondering when you might get around to filing your Federal Income Tax?'

'Historically, the population decline started when the Dodo Government introduced a tax on flying...'

"Think of the raising of taxes as a motivational tool to go out and make more money."

'Giving to the poor is deductible, Mr. Hood, but taking from the rich is still problematic.'

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"Bad debts, yes, but you can't deduct bad trips."

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'It only made sense for us to finally merge.'

"Do you have any receipts from this this 'alien abduction'?"

"Stop saying, 'Capital,' Gaines."

"You were observed laughing on the way to the bank. Well, we'll take care of that."

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