Tax Discussion Participant Pillows

'So, Mitt Romney gets to pay a lower tax rate because his income isn't earned?'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Tariff Wars

"I rob from the poor and give to the rich."

Where tax money goes...

'We do spend a lot and tax a lot, but it's the price you pay for living in a money-based economy.'

IRS, 'It might make you feel better if you just think of it as a negative entitlement.'

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Pandora Papers

'There's not much of an incentive after taxes.'

"Sure they love us, but once we turn 18 and are no longer a tax deduction, they'll tell us to move out!"

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'You can't sit like that all the way through the Budget.'

'This is the part of my paycheck that goes to taxes.'

News. To broaden the tax base, they started making robots pay income tax. Of course! They can't vote. IRS. My first tax return and I get audited! They said everything was wrong! Despite the fact humans totally rely on us, we can't list them as dependents! They said my "net income" is not what I earned working online. And I shouldn't have used the "short" form even though I' have some bad electrical wiring! You'll do better next time ... just remember to disconnect your logic board befo

'Don't worry. he always does that right before he raises taxes.'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

"But if we didn't measure things we wouldn't know how good we were at measuring the things that we're measuring!"

'And a very merry Christmas to you...'

'Are you sure it's necessary to sign this part declaring 'all information is true and correct to the best of my knowledge'?.'

congress 'Von Krupt has a bill to hike taxes and cut social security — he calls it the 'misery compromise.''

Tax haven.

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

"Do you mind if we do this without the violins?"

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

'He abolished the death penalty - He decided that punitive tax rates were more efficient.'

'Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sketcher?'

'I favour higher taxes for everyone - except for people in my tax bracket.'

"Can we actually tax stockholders?"

'We can't increase taxes on the rich - the rich are the ones who made America what it is today - and you only hope...someday...'

I pay 125 clams a year on road taxes.

"Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax. Not having to pay it."

IRS, 'About this new tax plan -- I'd like to volunteer to be in the control group.'

"Gotcha - there's no audit! Did I scare you?"

'Just explain to me how a multimillionaire can be in a 15% tax bracket...'