Tattoo Loving Catholics Gifts

Priest disrobes, underneath his body is covered in tattoos.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

She was warned. Nethertheless she persisted.

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Punk Reindeer

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Just when did you acquire those tattoos, Warner?"

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

'Ouwth! Bid my tong!'

'...so I simply combined my love of beards with my love of tattoos and this was the result!'

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Penny

'Oi son, you're not going out dressed like that.'

"Sorry I'm late. I had to get a tattoo removed"

Snow White and her husband go for counselling.

Shakespeare in the clink

'That ISN'T the way to keep the Mass to an hour.'

'I got tattoos to make a statement, but my teacher said I could do the same thing by joining the debating team.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

Quick Spring Fling

Balloon tattoos

'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

The art of tattooing got off to a slow start.

Devil tattoo.

"Your tattoo doesn't make you look scary. It's a cute little floppy eared bunny."

"... And precisely how long have you been reading underground comix?"