Tattoo-free Trailblazers Mugs

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Quick swig first?"

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

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'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

"The market was doing so well I decided not to hibernate this year."

"Oh great!...He;s a fitness guru!!"

Tourists and GPS

Quite the entrepreneur...

New look at Power Ties, Inc.

"She scares the hell out of me. She's brainy, creative and sexy."

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

'I don't want to wear that, Mom!'

'Let's face it. We have an environmental crisis of our own!'

Tee-totalitarian

"Yes, I did say your computer froze, but the heater isn't going to help."

Hardcore Hikers

'Oh, c'mon, it'll be fun! Let's all go down and get tattooed and pierced!'

"Personally, I prefer it when he wears my underwear."

'The following have fees outstanding...'

"Technically, it's a breakthrough, but is there a demand for a riderless bike?"

"Different? Hey, we could use different."

Since winning Lotto, I stay only in five-star hotels: No need for a shell anymore...

"It says, this is the part of the hike where you realize the author was racist."

New Hairdo