Trail Blazers Mugs

'The following have fees outstanding...'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Overworked in the office

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"Draw your own path."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Trail mix?"

Sport Utility Boot.

Hither and Yon sign

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Don't even think about it."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Women in a cross country race

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'I don't know what he's doing or why he's doing it, but by golly, I love his work ethic.'