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"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Sparkling Water

Fishing sign.

Snowmen Around The World...

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Echo Tourism'

'It must be the dead sea.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"