Tastemaker Prints

"Before Carlo did us, we thought the whole nineteenth century was clunky."

Bad for you but to die for

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

Cereal Tasting.

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Avocado Timeline

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

My comfort zone

"Damn these super powers!"

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

Big Burgers.

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"