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"Out today due to foreseen circumstances."

Closed for the Foreseeable Future

'When will it be o.k. to feel irrationally exuberant again?'

"Cromley's got things in hand for tomorrow's board meeting."

Nostradamus.

Madame Lucille Fortune Teller. "I predict the future."

'I see bloodshed at No.23,Mrs.Higgs at 34 has told her husband,Mrs.Blake at 42 is threatening to tell....'

"Are you still deciding?"

'You were a boring accountant in ten previous lives.'

My personal psychic died in an accident.

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Madame Sapphire, mind proofreader.

The Future of Palmistry

Hog Futures

"You are going to meet a tall, dark stranger..."

Tarot Lying

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Gipsy Rose: Sorry Closed, Back in 6 Months, Won the Lottery Again.

Fortune teller: 'If you want a second opinion, my sister reads tarot cards.'

"Yes I can read palms and if you don't remove yours from my thigh, you'll be reading my palm with your face!"

'I see you reaching into your wallet for a twenty dollar bill.'

Monster Horrorscopes

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

"It's just like she said it would happen."

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

"Why bother?"

"You're solemates!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

"It will be all your fault."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."