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'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Multi-tasking.

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"Lovely dovetail."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

". . . so, all I really need to do is change one word."

New Swiss Army Knife

'Yes sir, I'll get right on it. Would you like it done with or without gusto?'

Timber preservation

"Just put that in my, 'I'll get to it when I can, I'm only human' pile."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

"Most projects require three hands."

Overwhelmed by Paperwork

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

He collects a wide range of tackle and knows precisely how to use it.

"You forgot to adjust your hilling discs again, didn't you?"

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

'I am going to do a spot of gardening, have you seen my ear protectors?'

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

In box, out box, and way out desk organizer.

Spring cleaning.

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

Scrapyard Worker

Young Robin Hood at Scout Camp

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

'Do you know we spend one-third of our lives asleep in meetings?'

Christmas tree lights - "Are they on yet love?"

"Darling, size is not important!"

Christmas.

Man Juggling Problems