Target Tensioner Gifts

Precision and Accuracy

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"So we are agreed then, most of the targets we've set staff are completely unreasonable and we should just scrap them."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Tension filled the tent.

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Targets.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

"Actually we were hoping you'd be encouraging a more conciliatry approach to conflict management."

'The government is telling us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets within the next 6 months!'

Philip Nye – cycle chiropractor

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

When a nanosecond is forever.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

'Do you have an appointment?'

I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?

Musical arrows.

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

Skeets Champion.

Archery.

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

"Maybe it’s not the best time to mention the subpoena."

"I'm still not quite happy with it...The aspirations are clear but there still seems to be too much flexibility around the targets."

CEO Barney Bingle reassured analysts that his company's earnings target is still in sight.

The Game Man: And Trying Imitations which look nothing like the real ones.

Fishing Term: Terminal Tackle

'Looks like Jim couldn't untangle the Christmas tree lights again.'

"Here comes fury without purpose."

"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

'If I hit the apple, we call it archery. If I hit the guy, we call it acupuncture.'

"If you don't mind, Senator, I'd like to render the rest of my testimony sotto voce."

The Sea Angler: When after really big fish, the line must be strong enough to avoid breakages.