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'Don't tell me, they've chucked you out of the archery club.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Bullseye!

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"What other tricks does he need?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Only Clowns

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Man practising the violin.

Dentist as psychoanalyst with tooth patient on couch

Stun-gun target practice.

"Face it, William - you're shit at it!"

'What training do I get?'

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Skeets Champion.

"Your resume is impressive."

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

A group of hunters.

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by thin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

Musician Target Practice

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's been lookin' all over for ya.'

William Tell's Father with Golf Club

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

Brian took the annual pea-shooting competition very seriously indeed!

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"He's not going to shoot back, is he?"

Shoot your own apples

'Another bullseye! What do you think of black poweder guns now, Ben?'

'You've hit the bull.'

Target practice board in the shape of a football referee.