Target Group Guru T-Shirts

'We're just not reaching the group between young marrieds and senior citizens.'

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Bullseye!

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

"We've met our target on a 25% uplift in sales but that still leaves us 100% bankrupt."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

Branding Consultant

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"We thought we could put in the details later."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

"No, honey, you didn't make history on that day - you made halloumi!"

Online Trading

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

"Hey boss, what's the store motto this week; 'the customer's always right' or 'you can't please everyone?'"

'Now then, tell me about your fear of being alone.'

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

"He shows enormous potential."

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

Men shooting both claim the same bird

Belonging to a group is motivational.