Tapas Lover Pillows

"You're in for a treat—Gregor awoke this morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed into a killer tapas chef."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Menu Dating

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

I love Cannelloni

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

Al Dante

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

Spaghetti Road

Holy Macaroni,

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Dreaming Of Spring

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Munch Master.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

"‘How is everything?’ Well, I don’t think everything is going very well … but my pasta is excellent, thank you."

Mom's House O' Chili.

'Mmmm...Gordita.'