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"You're in for a treat—Gregor awoke this morning from uneasy dreams to find himself transformed into a killer tapas chef."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Menu Dating

I love Cannelloni

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

Al Dante

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

Coronavirus: Consequences for the economy!

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'We've run out of Parmesan cheese.' Food in pasta.

"Cook the books al dente so the auditor will have a little something to crunch."

Spaghetti Road

Holy Macaroni,

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Dreaming Of Spring

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

You'll be a manicotti soon enough, son

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"

Munch Master.

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

Mom's House O' Chili.

'Mmmm...Gordita.'