Tantrum Whisperer T-Shirts

"I'm not 'looking to further my toxic agenda' I'm just telling you it's your bedtime."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Use your inside scream."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

Out of patience

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

The Terrible Forty-Twos

"Service."

"Repeat after me..."

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"