Tantrum Whisperer Mugs

"I'm not 'looking to further my toxic agenda' I'm just telling you it's your bedtime."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Speed Dating for Turtles

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"He is throwing another of his 'hissy fits' again!"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Vegetables, vegetables, vegetables, welcome to my dystopian world!"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Use your inside scream."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

Out of patience

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

Emma Watson

"Repeat after me..."

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

The Terrible Forty-Twos

Pet Store. Bird Seed. "Bird Seed"? I thought they laid eggs.