Tannoy Operator Gifts

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

Copycats

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

Printers

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

'How often does the boss visit the plant?'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Business revolution begins.

man pumping up profit balloon

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'Kendrick! How many times has our CEO asked us to refer to him as Pa?'

The Church-Going Bell.

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

'V. K. Duvine and Prodigal Son (if he comes back)

"Technically, when the manufacturer wants your car back, it's a recall. When the bank does it, it's a repossession."

'Get my broker on the phone, please, stock not pawn?'

'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'

'Someday all this will be yours.'

Man wearing a 'Manufacturing' float ring hesitates beside empty 'Qualified Labor pool'

Oil Workers

Dog statue being unveiled at a fire hydrant company opening

'All our effluent is green. Shouldn't that win us points with environmentalists?'

"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"

'Amanda, you've got to get over being shy.'

'Someday, daughter, this will all be yours.'

Self-driving cars are ruining business! Default on the loan and the car drives itself back to the dealer!

'Of course you can't understand a word he says, he's the station tannoy announcer.'

"I've been to the office..."

Perhaps we should sell ours?

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

'One day son, all this will be asset stripped.'