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'You're looking well - you been on holiday?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Lenin, Anticipating His Arrival at Finland Station, Sees His Baggage Taken Off at Beloostrov.

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'I'm not here looking for a job. I'm the temp who's replacing you when the boss fires you today.'

A white collar cow.

"Especially modified you say..."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'Does my bum look big in this?'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Busking during a pandemic

Rail travel - the environmental alternative (that sometimes doesn't allow bikes)

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

"I wish you wouldn't buy things from people who come to the door."

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

I'm afraid of Chia Pets, doctor. Actually, Al, so am I. Either you're getting well, or I'm going nuts.

"Excuse me for a moment. It's my idiot husband."

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

Commuter doing some gardening on the train

'Please Miss, why does 'Earl's Court' have an apostrophe but 'barons Court' doesn't?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

The Jumping Tank

"Yeah, well it hurts when you stab me with your words."

'But this IS my mobile home!'

Donald Rumsfeld

Beware of dog sign (tank)

Think Tank