Tank Driver T-Shirts

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

"There was a bee."

'Let him play thru, Harry.'

Sign on back of tank asks: How's My Driving?

How's my aiming?

Cat in path of tank.

Early tank.

'S'cuse me Sir. Me and the boys are having a bit of an argument. Do you think my bum looks big in this?'

A Cow Tank.

Colleen, being a Squaddie couldn't resist turning up for her wedding in a tank!"

Tank

"Remember - no road rage."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Thru versus Through Traffic

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'So much for your new Satnav!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)