Tangling T-Shirts

Lets push tentacles he says Lets push tentacles! NOW look at the mess we're in...

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Local Knowledge

'You lifted your head.'

Ice fisher.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"River well stocked this year."

Flyfishing for dummies.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Man fishing with large bait

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Reverse psychology

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Touché"

Man to other about fish on wall: Heh - I use that size fish for bait!'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

Fishing from the Pier

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Wow, how did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Fly fishing.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Slug Bait- snails love it

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Kissing the Fish

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."