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"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

'Looks like the cat's been playing with the telephone cord again.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

...the onion rings

Call centre musicians

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'If you don't mind, I'm trying to use the telephone here.'

"He'll come to eat when he can interrupt dinner. He's playing telemarketer."

Hello, 911? … The pizza place isn't answering their phone!!

'Never mind what I'm wearing!'

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

Owl answers telephone.

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

Alexander Graham Bell - invents the telephone and makes the first 1900 call.

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

"Baldo, let everyone know that Tia Carmen is in the hospital!"

Woman dresses up to talk to a suitor on the phone.

Listenin' in

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

"No, it's not valuable it's just a conversation piece."

'Well, it's been nice talking to you, even if you are a recording.'

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

"Two bars—how about you?"