Tangled Techie T-Shirts

'The meeting ended 20 minutes ago, but we're still trying to untangle our electronics.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

The Googler

Ascent of Machine.

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Invest in technology."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Gadget geek.

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

All the apps hidden within a phone

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

I've always been slower than computers...

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

"For the last time...I'm Alexa, not Siri! Get it right, moron!"

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow, creeps in this pretty pace from day to day. To the last syllable of recorded time. . ."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Can you go through all the old pitch decks and replace the word 'crypto' with 'AI'?"

"In this scene, imagine you're sentient and know what feelings are."

'I need a smarter computer.'

Artificial Isle