Talkative Terrier Appreciator Pillows

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Ever eat a bird?"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Puppy.

"Another slander suit!"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

'I must admit that I've come a long way since I first heard the word speak!...'

"I'm sorry I ever taught him to speak"

"Yes, he does speak, but only on condition of anonymity."

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Yeah, I tried beaver once too, but I didn't like the woody after-taste..."

"Take it easy back there!"

"I'm for universal coverage but not for cats."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Are those the DNA results?" "Yep." "And?" "You're a dog."

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

'I demand a second opinion!'

"At the time of the incident, I was employed in the Dunbar house as a pet."

'Maybe we can work out an arrangement if you promise to take me to Disneyland.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

Catsplaining: Actually, Jerry, cats need to eat seven times a day to stay healthy

"Why don't you use your litter box?"

"People tend to take the news better when I bring Princess Cupcake."

'He's supposed to be an animal rights supporter but he'll talk the hind legs off a donkey!'

'Want to come up to my place for a drink? - My owner just bought a new toilet!'

'I can forgive you, Nichole - but I can never forget.'

'Charlie, is it my imagination or are you getting taller?'

"Next time you're acting like you could eviscerate the mailman, I'll remind you that you refuse to even get your feed wet."

'To speak to an actual person, press '5.' To speak to an actual wolverine, dream on.'