Talkative Duo Mugs

"They're both in telemarketing."

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

Dialogue

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

Pie chart of pub conversations

No, no, don't tell me … you lost weight? You cut your hair? Wait, did you used to wear glasses?

White Wine Wisdom (2)

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

Imaginary boyfriends are best.

'According to my Dad, bosses are just like headmasters. The only difference is that they give you money every month.'

'I preferred it before you started taking Prozac.'

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

'Are you still mad at me for calling you a creep in my letter to 'Dear Abby'?'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

The world of Freudian slips...

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

"Tell me, do you ever shut up?"

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

"Not to be a killjoy, but this happened on our property. Are liable?"

'My dad warned me about fellas like you!'

'Did someone forget to circle before dinner.'

"I hope you didn't pay too much for that parrot. It hasn't said a word!"

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'

"We could always adopt, like, 50 little bunnies from Asia."

Historians' Tiff

"So, you come here often?"

"I still say it's a napalm tree."

'So I talk to myself! What is it to you?'