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Interpreter.

"Perhaps later on we can go back to my psychiatrist's office for some couples therapy?"

Meet the Enemy

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

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'Occasionally the Dr. asks me to get real with people.'

"Todd was glad he had a support animal."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

"Try letting the ball come to you."

It's nothing to worry about - many kids his age have trouble with the letter S.

"So tell me more about the dog sitter."

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

Freedom Book.

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Last Road Rage Therapist for 500 Miles

"I can't stop conducting random security checks."

Weapens of Mass Instruction

'David, can't you speak for yourself?'

Crazy Straw. Crazy Straw after therapy

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

"My main worry is my anxiety."

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"You've got two more things to worry about now. You're mad and I'm expensive."

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'

"I had that dream again where I kill my Shrink."

"Ten years of therapy, and finally I’ve managed to replace my rage addiction with sarcasm."

"You say you know at last where you made the wrong turn in your life. You never told me you made a wrong turn in your life."

"Well, I think you're wonderful."

"You're putting up too many walls Hadrian."

'I understand your reluctance to speak but your marriage is in a rut and your wife needs your input.'

'I'm concerned. I'm happy!

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