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"Have a seat!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

"At least we agree to disagree."

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"Of course I'm responsible for that marketing plan, but you're responsible for how it turned out!"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"But I haven't finished explaining about dollar-cost-averaging." "Sorry, I didn't register for this course."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

Children's questions

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Please try not to offer expert analysis."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

That Pesky 'Why' Chromosome.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Another Cerebral Question. The future is right in front of us and we can't see it. The past is behind us and we can see it. What kind of logic is that?!

"It's not that we consider ourselves holier than others just because we choose to sit in the front row."

- Do you prefer the talking points, or the doing points?

"I grew up in St Louis and went to school in New Jersey and have been in Brooklyn ever-since, but sure, I guess technically I'm 'from' the Black Lagoon."

Hi. How's it goin'? Good, you? 'Sup. Hey. Hello. The Primordial Schmooze.

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

Large Print Librarian.

'It's made out of solid wood and it sleeps eight.'

"He's surprisingly good at small talk."