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The Freudian Slip Shop.

'He's a Jerry Springer Spaniel.'

Information / Way To Much Information

The Dr. Fairy Godmother Show: 'OK, if I were to fix that... And trust me, it ain't gonna happen... What long-term effect would that really have on your life?'

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

Adam and Eve on a Talk Show

'Someone here wants to listen to you,Doris!'

'I should be on that.'

Retired Talk Show Host.

"Well I think the Real question is..."

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

'Alan's claim to fame is that he was once a Jay Leno punch line.'

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

A new entry on the talk circuit - talk with Fido.

'Whoever said, 'There are no stupid questions,' never listened to talk radio.'

'Get out the talk-show set, this guy's tough!'

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Modern Scienstist

"Welcomes politician to the show."

"Here's what I want to say, Tony: You, me, everybody in our industry can make a difference. There, I've said it."

"And I'm happy to be here, Johnny."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"So, colony collapse disorder - how funny is it?"

"I give it two thumbs up!" "You give everything two thumbs up!" The Iggy Iguanodon Show

Local Mail/Out of Town Mail/Talk Show Gossip.

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

"After the break...those who claim to have seen a UFO!"

'I've measured it -- she spends twice as much time on the phone as Rush Limbaugh does.'