Talent Nurturer Gifts

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Gardener

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Nature Lovers

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Population rocket

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

"You must have a green thumb."

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Earth Mother

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

Flower growing on a compost heap.