Talent Nurturer Mugs

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

North Pole

Allotment

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Gardener

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Bird Torture.

Just Stop Boil

An old man growing berries

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Nature Lovers

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

Population rocket

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

"Life is very fragile so we should handle it with 'prayer'."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"You must have a green thumb."

'It took years of therapy before I became the Bluebird of Happiness.'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Earth Mother