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"I thought celibacy only happened if you got married."

Gates of heaven

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I remember that game of Spin-the-Bottle like it was yesterday. It was love at firstspin."

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

Novelist, writing her own vows... runs into writer's block.

"Randy the love doctor, what ails you, brother?" "My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony." "But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike?" "Of course." "That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all." "Exactly. ...Wait, what do you mean by that?"

"Will you still love me when I'm old and past it?"

"I do hope you're here for the circumcision."

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

"Do you promise to love and be faithful to each other for the next 28 days and then see where it goes from there?"

Marriage counsellor with 'Better' and 'Worse' desk trays.

"I'm just pricing this second honeymoon you've been on about. . . were you thinking of tagging along?"

"Ready? It's your bloopers tape."

"You realise that the job involves Sunday work?"

'My parents are renewing their wedding vows. . . my mom just notices that my dad had penciled in an expiration date on the marriage license.'

'Bless me, Father - I'm a father.'

A dancing couple

"What happened to that tiny little ounce of passion we used to have?"

Second marriage vows.

"Yes, dear, I like the idea of repeating our vows — but let's change some stuff."

"The baby apologises for missing the Christening, he had an urgent appointment."

In Sickness And In Hell

"I, Matthew, promise to go along to get along."

"Yes, even with all the progress they're making in geriatrics, marriage is still 'til death do you part."

"Yeah, we renewed our vows--his vow of silence and my vow of abstinence."

Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'

"Renew our vows! What. . . all of them?!"

I, Maryanne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or for poorer, until death do I watch.

'Verger, give me a hand to move the font over a bit. . .'