Taking Citizenship Test T-Shirts

"I have to get a new guy. My immigration lawyer failed his citizenship test."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Peace in Gaza?

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

Latinos in the USA

Half French/half English.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

Benefits of Living Abroad

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

"I used to be 'Unemployed Larry." But no more! Now I am 'Citizen Larry,' and over the next few months I will seek the bright light and open spaces of this beautiful country and ask for the wise counsel of its people."

American Flag

'How would Jesus register?'

Vaccination In Cuba Against Covid

'Britishness Test.'

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

Unity in America.

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'

"I don't need to learn about ethics. I'm going to be a lawyer."

Building Bridges

"Of course you're angry at me for springing a surprise memory quiz on you, but you've got to learn to forgive and forget."

'I hate pulling an all-nighter before a test.'

"Did you bring our birth certificates, photo ID, passport and citizen papers?"

The Second World Wart.

Map of Africa forming faces.

Presidential debate in the USA