Taking Citizenship Test Mugs

"I have to get a new guy. My immigration lawyer failed his citizenship test."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Well HERE'S some good news...Judgement Day has been replaced by a multiple choice questionnaire.

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Peace in Gaza?

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

Latinos in the USA

Half French/half English.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

Benefits of Living Abroad

"If you're so wise, why won't you tell anyone your SAT scores?"

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

"I used to be 'Unemployed Larry." But no more! Now I am 'Citizen Larry,' and over the next few months I will seek the bright light and open spaces of this beautiful country and ask for the wise counsel of its people."

'How would Jesus register?'

Statue of liberty holding a lighter

Vaccination In Cuba Against Covid

American Flag

'Britishness Test.'

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

Dogs are in line waiting to take the 'S.A.T' test..

'Question number one: Does your wife ask you questions from women's magazines?'

Unity in America.

"Of course you're angry at me for springing a surprise memory quiz on you, but you've got to learn to forgive and forget."

"I don't need to learn about ethics. I'm going to be a lawyer."

Building Bridges

The Second World Wart.

#Buthaina

"Did you bring our birth certificates, photo ID, passport and citizen papers?"

Map of Africa forming faces.

Presidential debate in the USA