Citizenship Explorer Mugs

"You've got the microwave, sauce and 15 minutes to make a traditional English Korma."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"#BeCurious"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

I think therefore I am.

'It was fun to make bujt don't see any possible use for it in the future.'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Department of Dot Connection

Conan the Barbarian's brother- Charles the Civilized.

Circus Act

'I'll never forget that day as long as I live. I was in court, delivering my final arguments in a pesky little environmental case, and I actually felt my conscience leave my body!'

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

"I'm going to need some butter and a makeshift winch."

Baseball Angels

Cavemen and taxation

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

"I used to be 'Unemployed Larry." But no more! Now I am 'Citizen Larry,' and over the next few months I will seek the bright light and open spaces of this beautiful country and ask for the wise counsel of its people."

Teacher Shortage/Brain Shortage

The history ( ) of humanity

"Darling... You won't believe this!!"

E FAQ. I hate to say it, but you become a bit of a know-it-all when you're hanging out with those two.

'Curiosity made me do it.'

"Why did the chicken cross the road?"

'I get that it was wrong. I don't get why it matters.'

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'