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US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"I hear Murdoch has applied for citizenship."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

The Salesman

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"If we had invented the phone and computer, we would be at the top of the food chain. What a blown opportunity."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

Alternative Medicine. Group Hug.

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"Stop chasing my tail? I'd be lost if I had no goal in life."

"You'll find it's lonely at the top."

Latinos in the USA

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Metaphors.

"You'll never know if you can fly until you leap into the unknown."

'It's a great country kid, anyone can grow up to be security to the president.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Executive Elevator: Up Only

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

"Hello, mom. You know how you were always telling me I could be anything I wanted to be? Well guess What."