Takeout Triumvirate T-Shirts

The Takeaway.

'I sent out for everything.'

LAY ZEE FUK

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

Please Wait and wait and wait.

Pizza Study Party

Pizza at the Round Table

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

Stay at home food pyramid

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'