Takeout Taster Prints

Please Wait and wait and wait.

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I think we overordered."

'My hero!'

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

My comfort zone

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

Stay at home food pyramid

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -