Takeout Taster Gifts

Please Wait and wait and wait.

'I sent out for everything.'

Church for sports worshipers.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

My comfort zone

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

Stay at home food pyramid

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'Tomorrow we'll just have lettuce and water, OK.'

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

"I'm on a diet. Mini-size it!"