Tailgate Taster Prints

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Complementary Beverages

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

Please Wait and wait and wait.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Go long!'

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"Enough yin. More yang."

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

Book Burp

Food Manufacturer Requires Taster

"I told you before! I need a food taster who likes brussel sprouts!"

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

'Ugh! I hate it when there's a tailgater behind me!'

"I'm the king's food taster. He likes comfort foods."

'Being the royal food taster doesn't mean you always get to lick the filling from the cookies.'

"It's a tailgate cooler."

"I'm George your new supervisor. Now whch one of you is our food taster?"