Tail-wagging Taster Prints

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

'That was fun!'

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Bad dog."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dog lover

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"You've already been for a walk."

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"We're just going for a routine checkup ... they only do that operation once."

K9 Authors.

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"You're the on who said we couldn't afford to send him to obedience classes!"

Stick man throws arm for dog

"When did you become such a big animal lover?"

"I got you the same thing."

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'A walk is supposed to be fun. If it's not, you aren't doing it right.'

"I say you're spoiling that dog."

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'He hasn't got a tail, so he wags everything.'