Take-out Foodie Mugs

'Just for once - could you bring home some chinese food?'

'I sent out for everything.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'You want Chinese food? Are you going to have a baby or something?'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Cosy night in

'My hero!'

"I think we overordered."

"Do you want the last piece, or can I have it?"

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

Pizza Study Party

Stay at home food pyramid

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Pizza at the Round Table

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Careful it's hot." (Colour)

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'