Tailoring Tricksters Pillows

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'Pick a business card.'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Snowman Magic

'He went that way, quick!'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

DIY store.

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

Giant Magician's Rabbit.