Tailoring Tricksters Mugs

Dog lusting for mannequin legs.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

Grimm's Fairytales - The Turnip; Student Tricked into 'Sack of Knowledge'

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'Pick a business card.'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'He went that way, quick!'

Snowman Magic

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

DIY store.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'He was one of the finest illusionists I was ever privileged to see.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'While Dewey distracts the defense, the quarterback simply jogs into the end zone untouched.'

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

The Great Banzinni discovers the oldest trick in the book.

Gupta had to up the anti on the rope trick die to competition from U tube...

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

"You can't fake throwing sticks this many times and expect to just waltz in here, Mr. Federman."

Derren Brown

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'There there how were you to know it wasn't Jeremy Beadle.'

'Oh for heaven's sake! Don't tell me the dog faked you out again!

Monkeys Steal Quicksand Sign.

"And that, my son, is how you can drive all the neighbourhood's dogs mad in one hit..."

'I understand your trainer used to be a dog trainer.'