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"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'But you said to clean my room.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'Go long!'

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

Ants shopping

Hospital Stores - "We'll have to clear out stores more often, I've just found this machine for 'ye casting out of devils'."

'Ugh! I hate it when there's a tailgater behind me!'

"It's a tailgate cooler."

"We call it a tailgate party."

'Just my luck, another tailgater'

'5 teeth or less.' supermarket checkout