Tailgate King T-Shirts

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

A man gesturing at the moon

'Please try not to offer expert analysis.'

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'Marge tells me you're a welder by profession.'

'Go long!'

"Take it easy back there!"

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'A hot dog won't work when there's steak on the neighbors' grill.'

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

'Ugh! I hate it when there's a tailgater behind me!'

"He doesn't bite, but he does some pretty violent tail-wagging."

"It's a tailgate cooler."

"We call it a tailgate party."

'Just my luck, another tailgater'