Tailgate Terror Mugs

'Just my luck, another tailgater'

Church for sports worshipers.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

'We've been tailgating so long, I think we might be homeless.'

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'How many times have I told you to limber up before tailgating?'

'Go long!'

"Trust me, catching it isn't that satisfying."

Dogs getting married have puppies carry their tails.

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

'What do you mean the tailgate party was so fun you lost track of time? You were supposed to be home 2 weeks ago!'

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."

'Ugh! I hate it when there's a tailgater behind me!'

'I put it up just for his self-esteem.'

"It's a tailgate cooler."

'Tough guy, eh? Want to step outside?'

"We call it a tailgate party."